Do you want to hear Hillary Clinton’s robotic voice blaming everyone for her epic 2016 election loss? Well, you can fork over $1,200 to do so!
The former Secretary of State is going on a 15-city tour to promote her new book “What Happened.” To sit in the audience and hear her prattle on about Russians, Macedonians, WikiLeaks, Alex Jones and sexism, you will need to dole out as much as $1,200 for a single ticket.
According to the tour’s website, which includes Wisconsin, you can listen to how Clinton “coped with a shocking and devastating.” The website promises Clinton will share election stories “with humor and candor.” Has anyone ever heard Clinton try to be funny? It’s nauseating (like this one).
Here is a rundown of what’s going to happen:
“With humor and candor, she tells readers what it took to get back on her feet — the rituals, relationships, and reading that got her through, and what the experience has taught her about life. She speaks about the challenges of being a strong woman in the public eye, the criticism over her voice, age, and appearance, and the double standard confronting women in politics.
“She lays out how the 2016 election was marked by an unprecedented assault on our democracy by a foreign adversary. By analyzing the evidence and connecting the dots, Hillary shows just how dangerous the forces were that shaped the outcome, and why Americans need to understand them to protect our values and our democracy in the future.”
The tour begins Sept. 18 in Washington, D.c. and will continue to cities including Toronto, Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania and Oregon. For $1,200, you get two front-row tickets and a free copy of her book (but it won’t be autographed).
Who would be a sucker to go to this event?
You have typos all over the place in this, and places like Florida and Illinois aren’t cities.
Garbage blog.