So, when did the United States Congress declare war with Russia? Apparently, the country declared war against Moscow in Tom Perez’s head. Speaking in an interview with the Counterfeit News Network, the Democratic National Committee Chair offered the mainstream press some breaking news: the U.S. and Russia are at war. Yikes. When will Perez hop […]
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Donald Trump on Paul Krugman: ‘He is obsessed with hatred’
Paul Krugman has a lot of distinctions: Nobel Prize winner, New York Times blogger, bestselling author, and first-ever winner of a fake news award. Krugman has made many predictions in the past, including this hilarious comment in 1998 (SEE: 8 Paul Krugman quotes to laugh at): “The growth of the Internet will slow drastically…By 2005 or […]
AWKWARD: Joe Biden’s senior adviser doesn’t want ‘white people leading the Democratic Party’
Everything about former Vice President Joe Biden’s bid for the White House so far now just seems mendacious, fake, and forced. From claiming that he told former President Barack Obama not to endorse him to falsely saying that President Donald Trump called neo-Nazis in Charlottesville “fine people,” Biden just seems like he’s taking a page […]
WATCH: Amy Klobuchar has her ‘Jeb Bush moment’
Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) has zero chance of being president, let alone winning the Democratic nomination. Klobuchar is barely showing up in the polls. She has the same fate as former Governor Jeb Bush. Don’t believe it? She just had her Jeb Bush moment. That’s how bad things are getting. It’s surprising that she didn’t grab […]
Elizabeth Warren to ‘cancel’ student loan debt, offer free tuition in $1.25 trillion plan
Desperate to gain traction in the polls, Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) is appealing to debt-ridden students who are frustrated by the $50,000 tab they endured for studying lesbian dance theory and how all white people are literally Adolf Hitler. Writing in a blog post on Medium, the first-ever Native American senator and presidential candidate promised […]