News Story of the Day: Senator Cory “Spartacus” “Rule Breaker” Booker (D-NJ) is unsurprisingly running for president in 2020. According to reports, Senator Booker is mustering up support in Washington ahead of his official announcement. He will make the announcement on Friday, promising that he will not take any campaign donations from federal lobbyists or […]
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REPORT: Herman ‘9-9-9’ Cain being considered for Federal Reserve post
Remember Herman Cain? He ran for president in 2012 for the Republicans and became a frontrunner for a brief period thanks to his 9-9-9 plan. This consisted of a nine percent sales tax, a nine percent income tax, and a nine percent corporate tax. He proposed that his idea would replace all of the existing […]
Trump tweets about stock market for first time since Halloween as Dow tops 25k
President Donald Trump has not commented on the stock market since October, when new highs were being made on an almost daily basis. Since then, however, he has refrained from remarking on equities. Now that the market is riding high again, Trump is tweeting. With the Dow Jones climbing above 25,000, the president tweeted: “Stock […]
AOC and another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
It seems like whenever Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) speaks she embarrasses herself. From claiming the being morally right trumps being factually correct to claiming that the unemployment rate is low because everyone works two jobs, AOC hasn’t exactly been the intellectual that some had hoped for. This week, she had another terrible, horrible, no good, […]
Will Trump send 5k U.S. troops to Colombia?
National Security Advisor John Bolton has not been surprising. While everyone expected a rush to war with North Korea, permanent occupation in Syria, and the continued battle in Afghanistan, President Donald Trump has been able to limit the neoconservative influence. Despite Bolton increasingly itching for another conflict, the military might has been contained. Until now… […]